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Green Slime is good for you and the planet.
The benefits of eating live slugs Get down on your hands and knees and feast on the bottom end of the food chain. Turn those garden pests into protein. Don't waste energy cooking them. . . just let them slither down live.
Health advisory...Water can kill you! Yes even water is dangerous for your health. Studies conducted at MIT in collaboration with a Guelph university conclude that water is not only dangerous to your health it can kill. "This is a very serious matter" said a representative of the World Health Organisation who spoke off the record on condition of anonymity. Apparently this information was released
some time ago but was suppressed by the Bush administration. The World Health Organisation is scrambling to print billions of warning labels for every tap on the globe. "Skeletons could be solution
to the world energy crisis" Expert claims Because skeletons move by kinetic and
potential energy they require no calories to sustain them. "This has remarkable implications
for future energy demand and could get us out of the mess we are in right now." Explains Dr Ivanich Onmybum. He went on to explain " If the entire globe were populated with skeletons instead of people, our energy demand
would in theory drop to zero. "The conclusion of my study looks very promising for the future of the planet. Because
as you know the quick are quick to consume and at this rate soon the earth itself will become a skeleton.
How to make odorless stink bombs!
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